Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Permalink Taking one for the team

You know... watching Wimbledon and NASCAR, and trekking out to George, Washington to witness the sausage-fest that is a RUSH concert... It all has it's privileges.

Like, you can make boys with really big HDTV's let you come over and make them lose brain cells from watching the two hour premiere of America's Next Top Model tonight! ... Do you feel the joy? Do you feel it?!

Monday, September 1, 2008
Permalink Snacktime at the Seattle Crap Museum

Turdface: Hey! Where's my apple fritter?

Me: (Points to belly)

Turdface: No, really. Where is it?

Me: (Rubs belly)

Turdface: Arg! WHERE IS IT!??!

Me: (Points) In mah belly!

(Oven timer dings)

Turdface: MY APPLE FRITTER! (Returns with apple fritter. Gives poor, long-suffering, saint of a mother the stink eye.) What is wrong with you?

Me: I'm too pretty.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Permalink The pupil surpasses the teacher

So, I picked up Turdface from the airport the other day, and pranced around Baggage Claim saying, "You can't carry that bag all by yourself! You're just a wee girl!" And then he said, "Oh, yeah. I forgot. (Prances)"

And then, later, he suggested that we get matching utilikilts for the first day of school, so that when I stand outside on the first day of class, singing "Sunrise, Sunset", everyone would know that we were related.

Monday, August 18, 2008
Permalink Lessons on wearing white
  1. Inappropriate lunch: Tomato soup

  2. Inappropriate drink: Coffee

  3. Inappropriate place to walk: Puddle

  4. Inappropriate place to sit: Bus